Best Status Lines (Whatsapp and Instagram)

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Best Status Lines

• Salary is the SI unit of “Aukaat” in India -_-

• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

• Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent… and ignored!

• The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

• No matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.

• I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.

• If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

• If your life is worth thinking about,it is worth writing about.

• Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

• Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon 🙂

• Being single is not a big deal b’coz sooner or later you will find your true love.

Best Status Lines About Life

• Sometimes its not the person you miss, but the feelings and moments you has when you were with them.

• Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down, the STARS come out.

Best Status Lines

Best Status Lines

• Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

• Sometimes you have to forgive & forget. Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.

• If you want to know your past, look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future,

look into your present actions.

• I don’t have ABS or orgasmic shoulder muscles but I have a Heart that will treat you right.

• Don’t let time sneak up on you. Enjoy every moment that you can.

• It’s not a matter of finding the right person but its a matter of being the right person for the one

you choose to love.

• Be nice to people on your way up b’coz you will meet them on your way down.

• The best things in life are the people you love, the places you have seen and the memories you have made along the way.

• May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself. Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :’(
• Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!

• Take it easy — But take it !

• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

• Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

• Physical strength is measured by what we can carry and inner strength by what we can bear.

• I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

• After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F.

• Thought’s a luxury. Do you think the peasant sits and thinks of God and Democracy when he gets inside his mud hut at night?

• Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.
• Philosophy, from the earliest times, has made greater claims, and achieved fewer results, than any other branch of learning.

Beautiful status lines for Whatsapp and Instagram

  • Meditation is essentially training our attention so that we can be more aware’€” not only of our own inner workings but also of what’€™s happening around us in the here & now.- Sharon Salzberg
  • Your personal writing can heal, grow, and transform your life. Give your words permission to change you.- Sandra Marinella
  • Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it’s usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.- Erica Goros

Best Status Lines

  • The best view comes after the hardest climb
  • Life is a mystery, and it should be so, for the sorrow that accompanies being human and the choices one will have to make are a burden, too heavy for most to know before their time comes.- Alice Hoffman
  • The level of success you achieve will be in direct proportion to the depth of your commitment.- Roy T. Bennett
  • She has a quiet voice and a loud mind.Her eyes reflect an internal shine,her heart’€™s divine- Melody Lee
  • I try to be a positive light in this cold dark world… if only with a few words from deep within my heart, I try- Nyki Mack
  • The universe is made up of stories, not atoms.- Muriel Rukeyser

Best Status Lines in English

Best Status Lines

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve , not by the desire to beat others.

  • I think of myself as a bad writer with big ideas, but I’d rather be that than a big writer with bad ideas.- Michael Moorcock
  • All of us need to be in touch with a mysterious, tantalizing source of inspiration that teases our sense of wonder and goads us on to life’€™s next adventure.- Rob Brezsny
  • If you have a dream, don’€™t just sit there. Gather courage to believe that you can succeed and leave no stone unturned to make it a reality.- Dr Roopleen
  • The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing that stands in the way. Some see nature all ridicule and deformity… and some scarce see nature at all. But to the eyes of the man of imagination, nature is imagination itself.- William Blake
  • The testimony of God is true.- Lailah Gifty Akita
  • Each store will fulfil some of your needs, but no individual store can meet all of your needs.
  • Don’t hate that is the only way you will progress to success.

Learn to congratulate and compliment others when they do good, win or succeed.- De philosopher DJ Kyos

  • If you can help it, do not die bored or uninspired- Malebo Sephodi
  • One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’€™s happened.- Fredrik Backman
  • Be proud of what you have achieved don’€™t worry about what you have yet to achieve.- Avina Celeste
  • It’s easy to believe in someone else, the hard part to believe in urself- Sandesh Hukpachongbang
  • The difference between vampires and angels? Angels are real.- Lisa Grace
  • Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.- Alice Hoffman
  • Many Western readers act offended by the mention of war in the Bible, yet celebrate the stratagem of war taught by Sun Tzu as though it is the original book on leadership and success.

The Bible, of course, was written over a 1000 years before Sun Tzu was born.- Steve Cioccolanti

  • Reading is like travel, allowing you to exit your own life for a bit, and to come back with a renewed, even inspired, perspective.- Laurie Helgoe
  • I do not write poetry, I take words and dip them in feelings.- Arti Honrao
  • i learned…that inspiration does not come like a bolt, nor is it kinetic, energetic striving, but it comes into us slowly and quietly and all the time, though we must regularly and every day give it a little chance to start flowing, prime it with a little solitude and idleness.- Brenda Ueland
  • While you may not be where you want to be yet, you have made it further than you were before. Be proud.- Avina Celeste
  • I am walking in my purpose as an exhorter, an encourager, and mender of ruined houses. Translated, this means I am a woman who inspires, motivates, and helps people to restore and transform their lives.- Dr. Barbara Young
  • Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth.- Roy Bennett
  • We train the mind so that we can enjoy greater peace, happiness, wisdom & equanimity.- Allan Lokos
  • Directing the mind to stay in the present can be a formidable task.- Allan Lokos
  • But I suppose you must touch life in order to spring from it.- F.
  • What was that?” Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn’t escalate to the dreaded purple nurple.- Molly Harper
  • You didn’t have to go to the fireworks with him. Or — or let him fondle you.””Fondle?” Raisa raised her eyebrows, “When did I mention fondling?- Cinda Williams Chima
  • Ancient Chinese proverb,’€ he said, heading toward the kitchen.’€œHe who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.- Brad Boney
  • I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.- Holly Hood
  • I love that there’s such a rivalry. It’s like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know? — Charlie- Robyn Schneider
  • It’€™s true’€”there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows.- Cheryl Cory
  • A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.- James Patterson
  • Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’€™s past, there’€™s leftover booze and contraceptives.- Bauvard

Best Status Lines 2020

  • It may be prodigious, but it’s all Greek to me!
  • Put me down, I’€™m too heavy.’€ ‘€œYou’€™re small enough to fit in my pocket.- Sarah Mayberry
  • Don’t you think ‘Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?” Julian was saying as Emma approached.
  • “I mean, if you really think about it. It’s confusing. ‘Put a Mark on me, Mark.- Cassandra Clare
  • Without humor, we’€™d all be what we’€™re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’€™d be humiliated to admit we already are.- Bauvard
  • If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.- Bauvard

Funny Best Status Lines

  • When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging.
  • When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it’s hospitality.- Al Capone
  • To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.- Gena Showalter
  • Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.- Jackie Kessler
  • Wedded she some years, and to a manOf fifty, and such husbands are in plenty;And yet, I think, instead of such a ONE’Twere better to have TWO of five and twenty…- Lord Byron
  • The following is a list of statements made many years ago by experts in their fields.
  • California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.- Fred Allen
  • Are you okay?” I (Cassie) call up to him.”Um. Define okay.” (Ben)”Okay means you’re not bleeding to death.””I’m okay.- Rick Yancey
  • Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, “Good,” and closed the door.- Raymond Benson
  • What was worse, he couldn’t tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.- Gena Showalter

Best Status Lines

  • My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀
  • We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.- Cassandra Clare
  • I think you’re still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me.- Veronica Roth
  • She was my dream. She made me who I am, and holding her in my arms was more natural to me than my own heartbeat. I think about her all the time. Even now, when I’m sitting here, I think about her. There could never have been another.- Nicholas Sparks
  • It is a defect of God’s humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.- Tom Stoppard
  • I’m oxygen and he’s dying to breathe.- Tahereh Mafi
  • If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.- C.S. Lewis
  • In this world, it is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I am already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in.- C. JoyBell C.
  • I miss everything about youCan’t believe that I still want youAnd after all the things we’ve been through- Colbie Caillat


Best Status Lines

  • How would your life be different if’€¦You approached all relationships with authenticity and honesty? Let today be the day’€¦You dedicate yourself to building relationships on the solid foundation of truth and authenticity.- Steve Maraboli
  • Love goes very far beyond the physical person of the beloved. It finds its deepest meaning in his spiritual being, his inner self. Whether or not he is actually present, whether or not he is still alive at all, ceases somehow to be of importance.- Viktor E. FranklAny fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep.- Clive Barker
  • Without love we all like birds with broken wings.- Mitch Albom
  • Your heart’€™s strength is measured by how hard it holds on. Your self worth and faith is measured by finally letting go. However, your peace is measured by how long you don’€™t look back.

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